Bluescuti's Qualifier
Player:
Event:
Status:
Approved
Score 1:
1,847,720
Score 2:
1,803,300
Total score:
1,825,510
Details:
"I'm Cheez" I cry out, as I fail to get a long bar 6 high left on 19. "I'm Jounce", I weep, as I struggle to vault a J all the way to the left. "I'm Huff", I shriek, as my 29 stacking matches that of a blindfolded manatee who is playing with one hand. "I'm Myles", I screech, as I am unable to finesse a piece just a mere 3 taps to the left, with it instead snagging. I try to emulate the greats, but to no avail. My glove deemed useless, my hand weak and stiff, as I am unable to achieve the 30hz rolling that aGameScout promised. "Rolling is effortless", he says mocking me, as he is able to achieve ultimate dexterity due to his years practicing The Song From π on piano. I continue to cry, giving up on the apparent future of the game. Why must life be this relentless?